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SOLDIER ON COFFEE CO.   

VETERAN OWNED AND OPERATED

What Coffee Are You ???

☕ Operation: Brewed Awakening – A Caffeinated Confession


Let’s get one thing straight: coffee isn’t just a drink. It’s a mission. A daily operation. A tactical maneuver in the war against yawns, meetings, and that one guy in the office who insists on telling you about his weekend in real time, minute by minute.


At Soldier On Coffee, we don’t just sip—we deploy. Our beans are roasted with the precision of a drill sergeant and the passion of a barista who’s had one too many flat whites. Every cup is a salute to those who rise, grind, and soldier on (see what we did there?).


☕ The Morning Briefing


You wake up. Your hair looks like it lost a fight with a tumble dryer. Your brain is buffering. You shuffle to the kitchen like a zombie who’s misplaced his dignity. But then—click. The kettle roars. The aroma hits. Suddenly, you’re not just a civilian. You’re a caffeinated commando.


☕ Coffee Types, If They Were Soldiers


• Espresso – The special forces of coffee. Small, intense, and not to be messed with.

• Latte – The diplomat. Smooth, approachable, and always trying to keep things civil.

• Americano – The foot soldier. Reliable, no-nonsense, and always gets the job done.

• Flat White – The undercover agent. Looks mild, hits hard.

• Decaf – The spy. Looks like coffee, acts like coffee, but… is it really on your side?



☕ Grounds for Greatness


We don’t just roast coffee. We roast mediocrity. Our beans are ethically sourced, veteran-inspired, and roasted with enough character to make your taste buds stand to attention. Whether you’re fueling a 5 a.m. workout, a school run, or just trying to survive another Zoom call that could’ve been an email—we’ve got your six.


☕ Final Orders


So next time someone asks why you’re on your third cup before noon, just look them dead in the eye and say: “It’s not coffee. It’s tactical hydration.”


Now go forth, brew boldly, and remember: in the battle of life, coffee is your most loyal comrade.



Soldier On. Stay Caffeinated. Never Surrender.

 
 
 

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